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I need smart glasses. How else can I monetize every second of my life? | Dave Schilling
They’re the latest technological innovation no one asked for – now with added consent issues!
I went to a party recently. A fancy one, filled with expensive people and interesting clothes.
You might find this surprising, as I expend hundreds of words a week in this publication bemoaning human interaction, but I love parties. I like free champagne, passed appetizers and forced, go-nowhere small talk.
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Dave Schilling · Sun, Oct 11, 2026, 4:00 AM
US news | The Guardian
They’re the latest technological innovation no one asked for – now with added consent issues!
I went to a party recently. A fancy one, filled with expensive people and interesting clothes.
You might find this surprising, as I expend hundreds of words a week in this publication bemoaning human interaction, but I love parties. I like free champagne, passed appetizers and forced, go-nowhere small talk.
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