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Zohran Mamdani has a mustache now. We cannot take this lightly | Dave Schilling
The once-bearded New York mayor has downsized his facial hair. Does it work?
I’ve battled with facial hair almost my entire adult life.
I started growing it early, turning me into a pubescent villain from a spaghetti western. I was told by my parents not to shave it off, lest it grow back more furious than before. I just had to walk around high school looking like a hungover bond trader, which did nothing for my popularity.
Dave Schilling is a Los Angeles-based writer and humorist
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Dave Schilling · Sun, Nov 8, 2026, 4:00 AM
US news | The Guardian
The once-bearded New York mayor has downsized his facial hair. Does it work?
I’ve battled with facial hair almost my entire adult life.
I started growing it early, turning me into a pubescent villain from a spaghetti western. I was told by my parents not to shave it off, lest it grow back more furious than before. I just had to walk around high school looking like a hungover bond trader, which did nothing for my popularity.
Dave Schilling is a Los Angeles-based writer and humorist
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